Tuesday, September 29, 2020

the canoeing trip - russell edson

 The Canoeing Trip 

    

    I had planned a canoeing trip.  But then, after some considerable 

thought, I thought I'd rather go canoeing on an ocean liner. They have 

more facilities than simple canoes.


    But then I saw that an ocean liner would not fit the stream I had 

planned for my canoeing trip.


    And so, after considerable thought, I decided not to think again, but 

simply to exist.

    But even that becomes tiresome.

    So I began to think again.


    But then, after some considerable thought, I decided not to think

again...

Thursday, September 3, 2020

william harmon poem

from kayak issue no. 22


junkfish by the millions


Junkfish by the millions perish
to be canned for the sake of cats
so that tennis racquets can be made out of the cats.

At my acrobatic backhand downbeat the batted ball bounces
just out of reach, chromatic progression with an almost
                         flat trajectory:
I break your serve!    I break your serve!

My purpose is persuasion and frontal assault without
                        deception.
The court is seventy-eight feet long by law, always.
The moleskin wrapped around the handle of my racquet
                        is not real.

As a rule we are shod with old horses, play chess on
                        cherry trees
with elephants, and kill the two kingdoms for food.
                        My second serve
is no less passionate than the first (a fault)
                        (a foot fault).

One fellow found a poem in the fact that "love" is "nothing".
You can play for money or for love, so that love is nothing
only because it is not money.  That certainly makes sense.

Sodium trichloro-acetate mixed with hot water killed the grass.
It ate the sneaker right off the groundskeeper's foot, too.
The white lines are two inches wide (baseline four).

Sunday morning, a stubborn shred of sausage lodged
                       between two back teeth,
a snatch of car-radio hymn lodged in the mind. The stove
                       and toaster smoked,
and something a good deal like smoke even came out
                       of the refrigerator.

I try to draw a rhinoceros and produce instead
                       a perfect hippopotamus
What have I done?  (On the kitchen blackboard, I mean,
next to the shopping list, Sunday morning.)

My Olympic Champion athletic supporter will be fourteen
                       years old next April.
Fish die, cats die, cotton dies, and I am faked
                       completely out
by your unexpected violence.  The net is strung on a steel cable

kept in check by means of a pawl-and-ratchet mechanism.
My backhand becomes more awkward, deuce by deuce.
                        Our fifth set
is tied at twelve-twelve, and I must not lose.  Lord,

I absolutely must not.